Courtney Stodden vs. Alleged 'Wife Swap' Hooker -- Who'd You Rather?

Buxom child bride Courtney Stodden just turned 18 (EIGHTEEN!) and has been offered multiple deals to do porn, while orange 20-year-old former "Wife Swap" star Alicia Guastaferro (seen here in her glamorous mug shot) was just arrested for alleged…